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Ways to surprise your lover this Valentine's Day

In celebration of Valentine's Day, University Chronicle offers this bit of advice for all you lovers out there. This list is meant to make you chuckle. If you decide to take the items on the list seriously, University Chronicle will take no responsibility for any adverse reactions.

Have a fun, safe Valentine's Day!

  • Go to Fanny Farmer at Crossroads and buy a box of chocolates.

  • Go with your partner to Fantasy Gifts on St. Germain and browse the erotic toys.

  • Visit the Flower Lady and buy your partner some fresh flowers.

  • Leave a mushy phone message on your partner's answering machine.

  • Draw your partner an erotic picture.

  • Sing your partner a love song. Try "Pour some sugar on me."

  • Find a co-ed sauna. If you can't find one, turn the heat all the way up in your home and invest in a humidifier.

  • Go in a room and turn off all the lights. See if you can find each other.

  • Spend a night under the stars � hey, it's warm for February, right?

  • Show each other what your belly buttons look like.

  • Have fun together doing nothing at all.



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